Translated from Russian by J.Hawk
The Presidential Administration of Ukraine
1. Take out a loan.
2. Take out a loan.
3. Take out a loan.
4. Take out a loan.
5. F*** up everything.
6. Buy a ticket to London.
Signed: Poroshenko, President of Ukraine
J.Hawk’s Comment: I’d say all the plan covers all the bases! It’s just hard to say whether we are at point 2, 3, or 4 of its implementation, though point 5 is already pretty advanced!