Poroshenko’s Anti-Crisis Plan Leaked

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 Poroshenko’s Anti-Crisis Plan Leaked

Translated from Russian by J.Hawk

The Presidential Administration of Ukraine

Anti-Crisis Plan:

1. Take out a loan.

2. Take out a loan.

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3. Take out a loan.

4. Take out a loan.

5. F*** up everything.

6. Buy a ticket to London.

Signed: Poroshenko, President of Ukraine

J.Hawk’s Comment: I’d say all the plan covers all the bases! It’s just hard to say whether we are at point 2, 3, or 4 of its implementation, though point 5 is already pretty advanced! 

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