Russia’s Week in Humor for July 18, 2015



“Birch Tree–Russian”

July 18, 2015

Russia’s Week in Humor for July 18, 2015

Translated from Russian by J.Hawk

“I said ‘SIT'”
[Dog’s label states “Territorial Battalions”]

“SBU has detected and disarmed the Hand of Moscow”

Comment below: “But the middle finger is not giving up!”

“Everything you need to know about MH17: If the West had evidence against Russia, the investigation would be over in a week.”

“You invite them into your country so that they can break the ice for you.”

“Putin Everywhere”

“I’m really something!”
“I returned Crimea”
“Raised patriotism in Russia”
“Now I’m restoring manufacturing”
Putin: “You’ve served Russia well. You may go back to your family in Tashkent”
Obama: “I can do much more”
Putin: “I’ll miss this guy”

“Human brain is 80% liquid.
In my case it’s brake liquid.”

“Got honey, jam, sweetened condensed milk?”

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“Never get into an argument with a Russian inventor.”

“Ukraine accuses Aidar commander Melnychuk of establishing a criminal organization”
“But…Nadezhda Savchenko served in that battalion”
“Does it mean she received Hero of Ukraine award as a member of a criminal organization?”

“Birch Tree–Russian”

A Nazi officer:
“How does one greet an officer, Hans?”
“If he’s German, you raise one arm, if Russian, you raise two…”

“Sometimes you stop and wonder: how did they get there?”

Ministry of Health Warning:
“Fighting against Russians is hazardous to your health.”

“The Airborne Forces are not the Ministry of Health–they don’t issue warnings.”

1967: USA. Women chased out of the Boston Marathon.
1963: USSR. Valentina Tereshkova becomes the first female cosmonaut.

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