|We bombed a hospital? Of course not!|
In Allgemeine Morgenpost Rundschau October 6, 2015
German satire, translated by Tom Winter, December 27, 2015
Well it was okay after all! US President Barack Obama today declared Médecins Sans Frontières a terrorist organization, with both chambers of the US Congress backing him up with a unanimous vote on terrorist organizations.
Thus he got out in front of the outcry expected from all quarters of the Western Truth-Press “We knew that the press wouldn’t waste any time about it if we perhaps hit a wrong target. “So standards of the press are maintained and suppositions quickly get turned into facts — unlike in Russia, where everything gets shoved under the rug” explained a visibly stirred Obama to the international press.
“So it ought to be clear to everyone that we weren’t bombing any humanitarian institution. Nope — this was part of our fight against a worldwide terror organization.”
Obama added that in the coming weeks there would be more airstrikes against the shady organization, primarily in Syria, Iraq, and Pakistan. Further, he had clear black-and-white satellite photos of members of this multi-celled organization trying to hide in embassies of Russia and China.
These too, could be declared legitimate targets.
This is completely necessary, since after the overthrow of ISIS in just a week by the Russians, the US administration is in dire need of come other boogieman.