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The TRUTH about COVID-19 Pandemic: What Needs To Be Done (SATIRE)

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In times of the global COVID-19 pandemic, we must take additional measures to combat dangerous misinformation and listen to the real experts in the fields of virology and epidemiology. People like Bill Gates, for instance, that software engineer with an honorary law degree.

Such experts should be given a platform and their messages should be amplified as much as possible.

While I don’t fully agree with everything Gates and professionals like him propose, I think some of their ideas are worth considering, nevertheless.

I think the only way to stop the pandemic is to ensure that everyone is either vaccinated or has the antibodies developed through a previous exposure to the pathogen. In order to do that, we have to come up with some form of biometric system which will tie up a medical certificate to the person digitally.

People who can’t prove that they’ve been vaccinated correctly or that they already have the antibodies will not be allowed to travel outside the designated quarantine areas.

We should also enhance the GPS citizen tracking system, to ensure that everyone is following the quarantine and lockdown rules. Companies like Google have already been doing it in a pilot program mode by tracking the movements of Android device users. We just have to make it mandatory now. For everyone’s safety.

Better yet, we can implant potential patients with electronic chips that would periodically emit a low beam radio frequency identification signal, allowing for a constant and reliable GPS tracking, making it more convenient for people to be socially responsible, as some tend to forget their handsets when they go outside, or the battery tends to get removed or damaged. At this point, we have to solve the power supply issue, but I don’t think it would be a big challenge.

In the future, we should expand the functionality of that implant so that we can check our patients’ emotional state remotely by monitoring the balance of different hormones in their bloodstream. In that way, we would be able to tell whether our warning messages are effective enough, and whether potential patients engage in activities or take substances that don’t go in line with the issued guidelines.

Of course, all personal information such as medical records and financial history should be tied to that electronic ID and be checked every time a person wants to, say, cross the border.

It would be safer this way.

We should also consider de-privatising each person’s browser and search history in order to make our battle against dangerous misinformation more effective. Have to make it mandatory by law. In times of a global pandemic, fake news and unverified speculations present a great threat, undermining the effort our health professionals exert to limit the spread of the coronavirus.

Knowing who accesses fake news and misinformation online and who facilitates its spread will allow us to promote science more effectively.

Those who get caught knowingly spreading false or unverified information regarding the COVID-19 should be sanctioned with account suspension, fines, or, potentially, imprisonment. We can’t allow a few irresponsible individuals to cause irreversible harm to our society.

We are yet to learn more about the SARS-CoV-2 infectivity patterns, whether it’s chronic, and whether reinfection should be of a great concern. Until then, we should expect the lockdown measures to last for longer than previously anticipated, potentially extending way beyond 2022.

In that way, coupled with the geolocation and health tracking solution proposed earlier, it would also be possible to make a smoother transition in times of economic turbulence.

With collapse of major industries and worsening of the general socio-economic climate, we should expect to see a sharp spike in crime rates and other deviant (potentially harmful) behaviours among the plebeians. We would need stronger, more competent and more powerful law enforcement institutions to keep the order and to ensure our society’s survival through the pandemic and the economic depression.

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Of course, building those would require a set of legal reforms that would allow those institutions to operate without experiencing any unnecessary restrictions or delays. The sooner we start working on those the higher the chances of us getting through this crisis.

Every issue has to be addressed holistically and on various systemic levels.

We will not be able to solve the COVID-19 pandemic fully if we don’t address the origin of the pathogen. In order to do that, we have to take all appropriate measures against those who are responsible for the pandemic, namely the Chinese Communist Party and its leader Xi Jinping.

We have seen previously that the Chinese are incompetent at handling the pandemic and that they have been continuously lying and withholding the information about the real state of affairs. Chinese leaders continue to lie about their death toll and about the origin of the deadly virus.

Did it really come from one of their numerous wet markets where the regime continues to turn a blind eye on filthy, barbaric practices, or did it escape from the Wuhan biolab? Was it released on purpose to wage biological warfare against the Western world?

We should demand the Chinese regime to allow US and/or NATO bio-technology experts to inspect that secret biolab. The Chinese should comply with the demands of international community and let our people in. If they refuse, that should be considered a proof of their culpability and seen as an open declaration of war against us.

The world can no longer allow itself to be endangered by the evil the Chinese communist dictatorship represents.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against the Chinese people. In fact, the Chinese are among the most noble people who have ever walked the Earth. I know quite a few myself. They have been repressed and abused by their own government for millennia, developing a slave mindset. It is our responsibility to liberate them, to empower them and to enrich them with the fruits of civilisation.

Tyrant Xi and the CCP, that gang of filthy commie ching chongs, continue the genocide against the people of Tibet, Xinjiang, and Hong Kong! They are setting up the system of mass surveillance across the country the likes of which we couldn’t even imagine! They are setting up concentration death camps to carry out ethnic cleansing against the Muslim Uighur population, giving People’s Liberation Army soldiers viagra to conduct secret mass-rapes across the region. They are torturing civilians, they are throwing babies out of incubators, they are infecting people with SARS-CoV-2 and then burning their bodies on an industrial scale! If you deny the crimes against humanity that are being committed by the evil communist fascists at this very moment, as you read this, it essentially means that you support those atrocious deeds! Denying CCP crimes is like denying the Holocaust! I don’t want to share anything in common with you, you anti-Semitic chinazi pigs!

The evil deeds of the fascist Chinese Communist Party must be fully exposed, that’s why I applaud President of the United States Donald Trump for reviving the Committee on the Present Danger, a Cold War era think tank that was used in fight against the Soviet Union, to face China nowadays, the new adversary to the free world. The top US China experts who have extensive experience in working on various conservative and neoconservative panels have been doing a great job at formulating and disseminating the unbiased truth about the evil deeds of the nefarious Chinese tyranny across various independent media outlets, ranging from Fox News and Radio Free Asia to online platforms such as the Epoch Times. I expect those outlets to continue receiving funds from the US government for the essential job they are doing in times of hardship that we are all going through.

By releasing the SARS-CoV-2 virus and infecting the world with the COVID-19 disease, the CCP has declared war on us. We have been attacked. They will continue to do everything in their power to undermine us. However, what they are incapable of understanding with their hardwired totalitarian brains is that we have a secret weapon, a secret weapon that gives us the ultimate advantage against the evil adversaries – it is our Freedom! It is our Freedom, our Democratic principles and instincts, our liberal values, the values of free thought, the values of democratic Liberty and liberal Democracy that they can’t fully comprehend. It is those values that give us the upper hand in our fight for what is right!

We should punish the Chinese regime for the deadly COVID-19 pandemic! We shall unite in solidarity and wage the war against the communist fascism! ALL HAIL DEMOCRACY! LET PEOPLE RISE IN THE NAME OF THE SACRED WAR AGAINST THE CHINESE REGIME! IN THE NAME OF THE LIBERTY AND FREEDOM, I EXECUTE JUDGMENT UPON THEE, CHINA! I EXECUTE JUDGMENT UPON YOU, SATAN!L YOU MUST BE DESTROYED!1LET THE HOLY FIRE OF THE NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON PURIFY THE EARTH OFF THE UNHOLY COMMUNIST PLAGUE! IN THE NAME OF DEMOCRACY, I DEMAND JUDGMENT AND DESTRUCTION UPON YOU! YOU FILTHY CHINESE COMMUNISTS I DEMAND OH I DEMAND!!!!111.Sw4trgergijoijoiijoijoithjjj^$TDGGHEpstaindidntkillhimslefDsdg


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Don’t forget to wash your hands.

Save lives.

 

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